Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

kay, 19 / uf music major (flutist) and pre-med

witchyroses:

This is the reason gifsets were invented

(via sexti0n)

“I want you. I want your sleepy confused look when you wake up, and the smile that follows. I want to be the warmth that fills the space in your bed. I don’t want to share you.”

—   unknown (via swiftbeat)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via itsbbbrittany)

moonlight-driive:

"Her blonde hair was part of an attempt to to start over and adopt a new persona, following her first suicide attempt in August of 1953." Plath, who had spent six months in psychiatric care following the suicide attempt, had seemed to improve greatly by the the summer of 1954. This period of time has been lovingly referred to by her biographers as her “platinum summer.”

(via langleav)

spookytotodile:

when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what

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“'Why is it,' he said, one time, at the subway entrance, ‘I feel I’ve known you so many years?’
‘Because I like you,’ she said, ‘and I don’t want anything from you.’”

—   Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 (via shittyteenblog)

(Source: larmoyante, via langleav)

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

(via phantomregiment)

“Great minds fuck each other.”

—   

(via lentiposi)

λογικό

(via lalolitaaaaaaa)

(Source: narcolip, via dreamsofyouamidtheflowers)

“Two February’s ago, all I wanted to do was sleep. I was anchored to my bed with the sadness I was letting myself drown in. Now, I daydream about surviving on 3 hours of sleep, I dread going to bed, I keep my eyes open as long as I can. My heart sinks when the sun sets, I crave daylight; I’ve fallen in love with being alive.”

—   Madisen Kuhn  (via blowyourownjob)

(Source: praises, via dreamsofyouamidtheflowers)

“Romeo can’t really be blamed for Ophelia’s death.”

—   

Senior English major on a Shakespeare final.

WELL THEY’RE NOT WRONG (via fadeastride)

(Source: cherries-jubilee, via traced-in-constellations)

one of the reasons I hate/love being in honors ambassadors:

everyone in this group is so damn attractive (especially the current male senior class of ha’s)

so that makes it particularly difficult when you’re chatting with a male senior, totally hitting it off with a great conversation about our opinions on music/education/careers whilst drinking beer-margaritas (apparently this is a thing?), which ultimately leads to drunkenly holding hands as we watch game of thrones with some other ha’s (not to mention the fact that he starts stroking my hair…what)

I blame it on the alcohol. and boys being too cute and intelligent. seriously ugh